Patrick McPhail

Job Description

« “thats literally an optical illusion”
— CK

Answer phone. Empty trash. Program something CPA related. Replace giant, empty Poland Spring bottle. Talk to Bill. Pet Dog. Build resume tool. Ice my grotesquely swollen eyeball (at left), Alt+tab.

Wouldn't trade it for the world.

Birthplace

About a mile from here

Working at iMarc since

I wrote that resume full of half-truths.

What makes iMarc different to you?

No cubicles, good music, good dogs, spitting distance to Pizza Factory.

Interests & Hobbies

Saltwater fish, bonsai, Edhole's 50" plasma TV

Turn Ons

Snow days on the couch

Turn Offs

Snow days walking to work.
Anyone that shoots at Jack Bauer.
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Favorite Music

Whatever Fred's playing is fine... Although right now we're listening to cartoon characters rapping. I'll have to get back to you one that one.

Favorite Movies

"Jack, careful what you shoot at: most things in here don't react too well to bullets."
    "Yea. Like me."

Favorite Websites

buoyantship, bostondirtdogs, espn, reefcentral

After work you'll find me

Watching the Sox, shooting things on Xbox 360, hanging at the Fish.