Patrick McPhail

Job Description

« “thats literally an optical illusion”
— CK

Answer phone. Empty trash. Program something CPA related. Replace giant, empty Poland Spring bottle. Talk to Bill. Pet Dog. Build resume tool. Ice my grotesquely swollen eyeball (at left), Alt+tab.

Wouldn't trade it for the world.

Birthplace

About a mile from here

Working at iMarc since

I wrote that resume full of half-truths.

What makes iMarc different to you?

No cubicles, good music, good dogs, spitting distance to Pizza Factory.

Interests & Hobbies

Saltwater fish, bonsai, Edhole's 50" plasma TV

Turn Ons

Snow days on the couch

Turn Offs

Snow days walking to work.
Anyone that shoots at Jack Bauer.
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Favorite Music

Pass

Favorite Movies

Pass

Favorite Websites

buoyantship, bostondirtdogs, espn, reefcentral

After work you'll find me

Watching the Sox, shooting things on Xbox 360, drinking things in opaque bottles