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Top or Bottom?

by Elyse Holladay - January 31, 2008 / 5:34pm View more articles

Clearly my first post on the iMarc blog needed to be something important. I spent a long time looking over cool new links and articles I found, debating if they were worthy of my first blog. Today, though, I stumbled across a pressing question that must be answered: Do you prefer your toilet paper to roll over the top or from underneath?

After doing a quick study of all the bathrooms in the office, I discovered that the bathroom by Nils and Karin has top-rolling toilet paper, as does the "women's" slash purple slash developer-bane bathroom downstairs. The upstairs developer's bathroom, though, has for a few rolls been consistently rolled from underneath.

Also, there seems to be little hearts on the developer's bathroom toilet paper, but nowhere else. Who knew our developers were such sweeties?

the only correct answer is from the top, obv

How do you like your toilet paper?
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by Patrick McPhail   #
on January 31, 2008 / 5:48pm
It's true, I wouldn't wipe with anything that wasn't festooned with tiny hearts.
by Dan Collins   #
on January 31, 2008 / 5:51pm
Yeah the toilet paper in the developer's bathroom is from the bottom because I put it that way...because it's the right way!

You know when sometimes the roll starts rolling by itself and empties all over the floor...you know how easy it is to roll it back up when it's loaded from the bottom? It's almost impossible to roll it back up when it's loaded from the top.

shutdown.
by Elyse Holladay   #
on January 31, 2008 / 6:01pm
Dan, have you ever considered that maybe the toilet paper just has a vendetta against you for putting it upside down and that's why it attacks you so often?
by Dave Tufts   #
on January 31, 2008 / 6:45pm
Like Sly Stallone in 1987, OVER THE TOP is the only way to go.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=lzcVvTHZlQo
by Robert Mohns   #
on January 31, 2008 / 7:00pm
@Dan, who wrote "You know when sometimes the roll starts rolling by itself..."

Dan, those are called "cats".
by Fred McGillicuddy   #
on January 31, 2008 / 10:36pm
@Dan... physics tells us that rolling from the bottom is WHY it gets away from you and starts rolling by itself. That wouldn't happen nearly as easily if it was rolling over the top. In the words of Better Than Ezra... Friction, Baby. When you lift up to tear it removes all the friction and makes the roll go faster. When you pull down to tear, it increases friction, thereby slowing the spin. Word.
by Justin McCauliffe   #
on February 1, 2008 / 1:30am
You're all wrong....

Don't put it on the dispenser at all. Unloaded is the best. You get it all, freedom of movement, ease of use, and the rolls are hella easy to replace!
by Fred LeBlanc   #
on February 1, 2008 / 9:10am
I used to be a big believer in over the top and my fiancée was the opposite, however as Rob stated when you have cats, there's only one way to put your toilet paper: from the bottom.

On a scale of 1 to 10 it's a 2, but losing an entire roll of toilet paper to cats is a 1.
by Nick   #
on February 1, 2008 / 10:28am
2 cents from Vegas.

Ellyse, great first post.

However, bottom is the only way. Cats, underpants gnomes, sub-atomic vaccuums, whatever the cause the roll goes to the back.

@McGillicuddy (probably an alias), Who pulls "up" when tearing TP? According to physics the same inertial force is applied to cny circular rotatio in all cases, the pull of gravity versus the vector force of angular acceleration is miniscule at best. Newton's basic laws state "An object at rest tends to stay at rest" So unless your TP is constantly spinning in reverse and you manage to grab the loose end as its going around you are applying the same tearing force no matter which direction you pull from.


*inhale*

What happened? I sort of blacked out, is it over, did we win? ~Frank the Tank.
by Patrick McPhail   #
on February 1, 2008 / 10:53am
Yea man, you did great.
by Craig Ruksznis   #
on February 1, 2008 / 12:28pm
Bottom is acceptable in most situations, although I personally prefer top due to being raised in a family that always had over the top.
I have noticed, though, that in many different bathrooms the toilet paper will be indented in to the wall (in particular, the one I have at home). If this is the case, bottom feeding is worse. You have to sneak your hands between the wall and the paper, and often times, this is much more of a hassle than you are interested in. Over the top will naturally create space between walls and the paper, allowing easy access for pullage and tearage.
An excellent first post, by the by, kudos to you.
by Elyse Holladay   #
on February 1, 2008 / 8:39pm
@Ruks, thanks man. I think about important topics at work! And I agree, you need the tearing space. I think this is my problem with the upstairs bathroom.

I'm loving the physics discussions going on here. Now, does anyone actually have a clue? Can we put the next roll on from the top plz?
by Sandy T.   #
on February 2, 2008 / 8:15pm
Craig, I thought you were cool until you used the word "kudos"...please don't do that anymore...you should lose that...
by Justin McGuire   #
on February 4, 2008 / 11:07am
I heard that when Dear Abby posed this question to her readers, she got more mail than she has on any other issue she has ever talked about. Abortion, same-sex marriages, politics, unruly step-parents--they all pale next to the question of, "toilet paper, over or under?"

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