Make Jessica Alba Hot in 11 Steps!
So, is it just me, or is Jessica Alba the most hideous looking creature on the planet? I mean, she's so damn ugly.
Do you see this?
NO GOOD.
Clearly not the type of girl you want to take home to your parents....It feels like only yesterday that I brought home Jessica Alba to my meet my folks...I was so embarassed because it was my first time attempting to date "an ugly". I didnt know what my parents would think.....I just assumed disownership would ensue.
Ok, I'm throwing a steaming pile of BS your way. Jessica Alba is Hot. Everyone here knows they shamefully watched "Into The Blue" to study how wonderfully her curves meshed with Paul Walker's horrendous acting.Let's move on...I decided for our next lesson we could take an ordinary press photo (left) of Alba and take it to the next level. I couldnt decide exactly what that level would be...but I knew Victoria's Secret and Angel Wings would be involved. That being said, Let's get started!
Here's what you'll need in your toolbox ( download toolbox ) :
and:
This image came up on like page 4,523 of a google image search. It looked Bland, so I decided to start off by Adjusting the colors and tones.
Next, I added some more red tones to get a more rich coat to the photo. Then, I clipped the wings from Exhibit B above, and placed them behind her at slightly varying angles.
Those wings look a little flat, so lets add some depth by applying shadows at the body edges. We're getting there...Next I added more of that red tone to the wings so that they mesh more with the environment.
Finally, I selected the entire outline of the body and wings and filled that selection on a new layer with gray. After filling your selection, blur it and select "multiply" from the layer blending modes.....you should have a nice shadow behind your Alba. BOOYAH!
Next, lets add a bit of magic to the scene....Go into IMAGE > ADJUST > COLOR BALANCE and add some blue hues to your midtones and shadows. Your end result should come out around here:
Now lets juice up the hair a little bit....
make a selection around her hairline and copy it onto a new layer....now go to IMAGE > ADJUST > LEVELS and move the far right slider in until you get something like this. This enhances the highlight in her hair. Feel free to go crazy and make the hair longer. My hope was to end with a Sinead O'Connor look, but word on the streets is that women with shaved heads arent sexy. Who knew. 
Now lets take this to the next level. Let's make a copy of the entire photo so far and place it on top of our layers as a flattened image. Next lets adjust the variations to a strong blue (below). After that, add a Gaussian Blue...(again, below):
Now take this layer and set the layer blending mode to "soft light". You should get this:
And now...Time for a new outfit!. Take Exhibit C (waist area) and apply it over the jeans. The jeans were no good. Definitely 80's. Lastly, make a copy of that pink string and place it over the belly:
This is Step 9. Step 9 is fun. Take your Exhibit D photo and clip the area above the actual cloth. Some may call it cleavage. We'll call it the area above the bikini cloth. Adjust the colors on this area until it matches Alba's skin tone. feel free to blend the two tones with your smudge or eraser tool. I outlined the clip area below:
Enter Step 10. Cut out the pink bow and move it below the....er, cleavage line. Next, copy a segment from the TOP of her OLD shirt and apply it along the ridge on both sides of the.......cleavage. This seems so dirty. ANow, apply any shadowing you may feel necessary to give it that needed depth.
Thats about it! Just add in that necklace from Exhibit E and you should end up with something like this:
Hope you had fun!
Until next time,
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Comments
Ummmmm.... um.
That boob clip looks like it's from a burn victim. not like the poreless molded porcelin skin Alba's makeup designers can achieve. The necklace was a good idea though.
Now let's take into gimpshop and make a furry!XD
that shirt looks horrible. something that wonderful young lady would never wear.
Damn... you just made a hot chick look cheap and ugly...
If you need a real challenge try doing the same job on Su Pollard.
Excellent composition. Good inspiration for a fine photo manipulation of the girlfriend :)
this looks like a design some ghetto fool would pay $20 to have airbrushed onto his shirt at a county fair, along with the the words "baby doll" written in old english font on the bottom.
and i told digg users the same thing
Nice work n very fun! There is just the wings .. hum a bit ... Can I have the picture without the wings ??
she looked far better to begin with...
the shirt may not be in jessica's taste, and the new cleavage looks a bit grainy to me, but otherwise i love the chop, and if you ask me the wings are a nice touch!
Good work man. I agree with the "burn victim" comment, you could have found a better titty layer than that. You must have a decent collection of your buddy's heads pasted into gross pornography.
Nice job once again Craig. Like I told T before, buy whatever you want at the bar and send me the tab.
soooooooo.... hooooooooooot.... could you do one like that, except naked?? that would be sweet! i love your work! how long did it take you to learn this?? i also love the zombie, but it could have used mor gore, like brains leaking out and chunks of skin missing, and bone fragments coming out of the skin!! and an eyeball hanging out!! oooooooohhhh yeah!! now thats jack of material!! mmmmmmmm mmmmm... (JK....JK..)
Nicely done sir
This is so stupid.
Haha. Thanks for not fixing a porn photo to Jessica Alba.
Fenomenal! Simply fenomenal!
The Blue makes it a little less appetizing. Red is associated with heat. I think you should've kept it reddish. Ah well, good work nonetheless. And yes, she is quite hot. Even without doctoring it up.
M.T.
Who the hell is Jessica and WHY should I care? My pizza's ready and I have a fresh roll of toilet paper. Look out Saturday night!
Pretty Funny
what program did u use to edit this photo?
totally angelicly hot!!!! mi angel de la guarda!
Nice Tutorial. Great!
So Cool...
you really think jesica is hideous? do you like women? may i see a picture of your girlfriend then?
Great guide, but I honestly, most of the time (even the few times you see her without makeup) she's hella hot.
She's good and unbelievably sweet... but here is a challenge for you ... can you make Nadine Chanz and Kimberly Paul and Karen McDougall and Cathy St George any sexier than they already are? The 4 hottest Playboy bunnies ever! Bet you can't do it! I dare you!
Hey...tsom arp? No, I dont realy think she is hideous....many people keep coming to me with this question so I'm going to give you the same answer I gave them: "please read past the second paragraph."
i love it, these things are great.
I'm thinking it's just you: http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,183195,00.html
The wins looks complet fake, but the breast .. wow!
regards Mario
that new pink "bikini top" is ugly... why didn't you use the matching victoria secret top? then MAYBE it woudln't look so photoshopped... p.s. i love jessica alba too, but damn, you have way too much time on your hands!
craig what program have u edited this pic with?
Hi Azz-
Adobe Photoshop CS2.
Craig
wow that aint cheap is it!
Perfect. Well done. But I would have chosen another source picture. With blond hair for example :)
Cool!
very well done, thanks for the tuition
wow,nice good.What a good talent have you.She's hot,really hot.I love her..
como molaaaaaa pero no se ingles¿alguien lo podria traducir o que me lo explicara? mil besos :)
she has the precious innocent look along with the amazing beauty. she is the woman i would like to protect for a lifetime!
shut up every 1!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i think jessica is really pretty so shut up eveyone
I think that Jessica Alba is the hottest women alive and I would do anything to be with her
damn shes still ugly
Very nice :0, makes for a good page when you are bored
it was ok
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I'm gonna clean that ass out with my tongue and suck on her nips
its the fame that makes her look good, dont get me wrong... i mean she looks nice and everything but think about it in this way, what good has she done for humanity?? and her acting skills seriously, dont even get me started.... all she seems to do these days is men mag spreads. like they say "beauty fades, but dumb is forever".
her breast is too big
shes just a dumb girl who admits shes only in films because of her "fab bod" fab my ASS!!!! shes a little thick and all she does is act like the prudest priss in hollywood-- give me a break! all her roles are her as a slutl a stripper, and a BAD one at that! a im a gay girl ( hottt! ) and i wouldnt give that pug fugly THING the time of day. what a concieted girl! get over yourself jessicumbag, your just another ugly face who sleeps with whoever she can to land a part....come on, jess....you think you get jobs by your ACTING TALENT??? get a life, and all of you who thinks shes gods gift...TAKEOFF THE BEER GOGGLES!!!
U SOOOOO XXXXx_SEXY__xXXXXXX
Wow, lots of haters jealous of your skills, posting comments. lol ~ that always cracks me up. You did an excellent job on this tutorial and the final result is both awesome, and amazingly hot :D Hope to see more work from you in the future!
sorry, no haters here i think albaTROSS is disgusting, shes fat, fake, and that psydo-prissy prude act must go. alana is right, so what if she dosent think jessiSCUMBAG is sexy? many people DONT i hate to break it to you morons, but shes not a perfect 10. now, give me angelina jolie or carmen electra ANY day!!! i think Jeff S is really just trying to spread the hate... get over it and get some GLASSES!!!
Carmen Electra is a huge skank, and she's not hot. Angelina, she's hot, but also kind of a skank. The Jessica Alba pic is a good show of the power of Photoshop. Kudos!
she is smoken hott
wuts up
Wow, lol you think she's fat? She's skinny as h#ll compared to the average man. Like anyone here, even the haters would kick her out of bed.
frumos
i very like Jessica Alba she is kind-hearted and deserve better treatment
Nice special effects but now I know what they do in photoshoots all fake
Could you do that to anyone? What about someone who's actually ugly?
shes the buatifults thing on eath my #1
LOL Anyone else think Alana and david are the same person? At least change writing styles if your going to create imaginary friends Alana :) Oh and Alana, I don't think Jessica will be stopping by to read your OBVIOUS jealousy post to her,,,LOL
-------------- About page: I like this photoshop tut...it's fun! and creative. You should make more =)
It's a tutorial, you bunch of asshats! And a good one at that. This was not an invitation to discuss wether J.A. is hot or not.He could have done this tutorial putting a g-string and some tits on a turnip, for all I care. I don't think anyone here was waiting with abated breath to hear your critique on Jessica Alba. Y'all better take your tube sock and go back to surfing porn sites while yanking your wanker. Come back if you want to learn some photoshop techniques.
Great tutorial Craig, It has been added to my new site http://www.tipclique.com/ and it is the most popular tutorial there. not many members doing the cliquing thing yet though.
Thanks! - that's a great site you have there :) I've got you bookmarked.
jessica looks so pretty she is perfect i admire her alot
Your sarcasm is a bit sickening. Your photoshop skills are decent I guess. You couldn't get a job doing touch-ups or anything like that but not bad for an amateur.
HAHAHAHA!! BUT, ARE YOU A WOMAN WHO IS JUST JEALOUS OF ALBA'S BEAUTY, OR A MAN WHO THINKS THAT HELENA BONHAM CARTER IS MORE BEAUTIFUL THAN JESSICA ALBA? YOU HAVE A MENTAL PROBLEM, BUDDY! AND ALBA DOESN'T NEED YOUR TOUCH-UPS TO LOOK GREAT. YOU MAY NOT LIKE HER MUCH, BUT SAYING SHE IS HIDEOUS IS JUST LIKE SAYING SCHWARZENEGGER IS A SKINNY MAN. ¿ARE YOU STUPID OR WHAT?
Seriously Craig, that can be good to practice with photoshop, but I assure you she doesn't look any better after your work. Just more like a whore, cheap and vulgar.
Jessica Alba is not ugly!!! She's the most beautiful woman in the world. I've never seen a girl like her!!!!!!!!! She's perfect and I like her because she's not so dirty as other ones...!!!
The girl is so hot "into the blue"
YOU SHOULD HAVE HER IN A SEE THROUGH BRA AND G-STRING
SHE IS SO SEXY I WISH I CAN GET HER IN BED WITH ME LIKE MY GRANDMA AND I DO IT!! I'LL BANG HER EVERY NIGHT LIKE ME AND MY 58 YEAR OD GRANDMA WOW GET HER NAKED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
How can I match the skin colours??
DAMMMMMMMMMMMMM u are soo beautful
dont let guys take advnage of u)=] u r so beautful ps i would like to know if u can help me on being an singer bc i love to sing and i am in tlant shows at my schools and if u evea need any help or anything your welcome to call me at sry dont want ppl to no my # but my sn is xoxromocutie4eva plezz thank you girl =]
she is sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo sexy
hey you are a very sexy girl and i would like to meet you in person if so
Fake blondie with a piercing and soon 30 years old yea /:
That mess was hard!
Christina Aguliera is much much niceer.
/Erik
If she could stay brunett like before
and give away the piercing
yea then she would be perfekt(;
once again, you impressed me with your adept skills in photoediting.
can you kindly tell me -how you change the background (;removing edges) in a clean way which no one would notice.
-how do you blend the colors of someone's skin onto someone else? (for instance, like what you did in step 9)
please send it to my e-mail enter PHOTO EDITS as a subject..
thank you very much, i really appreciate your works, jessie.
OH!
IT'S A GREAT WORK. THANKS FOR YOU LESSON.
CRHIS.
this woman is beautiful and all the guyes want her and none of you can have her hahahah
Ok number 1 jessica alba is natually beautiful not like all the other celebs who put on lots of make-up. Jess goes for the natural look and still looks good.2. Paul walker isnt a bad actor hes great id like to see you gte as far as him. 3. Jessica looked better to begin with.4. NoT all girls have to show off cleavage to be "hot" 5. you need to get a life and stop picking on celebs who are just doing there own thing and finally 6. Jessica alba is beautiful and i look up to her beacause she vows never to do a nude scene so just think about that before you write things you clearly dont know about ok bye
sorry some typeos get*
OK first dude your a dumb ass!!! Jessica Alba is the most beautiful creator on this planet. I saw your pic and you even look like a dumb ass and lord know that by the look of your pic your still a virgin and going to die a virgin cause you so damn ugly what women would ever want to touch you!!!
truly an ALBA FAN
jessica alba is the hottest thing in the universe!!!!!!!!! so you better not rip her or your dead.
shes so hot!!!
Thank you for the excellent tutorial!!!!!
hey here's an idea why dont u put boobs on snoop dogg?
she Is my baby yo so back offffffffffffff okkkk
What's funny is reading some of the posts around June, must be hater season XD. Otherwise, I'd say that Jessica Alba is an angel, and the wings have personified that! Good work Craig, I'm actually surprised at how real it looks (besides the wings).
To all those people that hate Jessica Alba, the KKK has the same amount of spiteful morons in their little cult, so there's a shoulder to cry on for each of you and who knows? Maybe you could all talk about your mental problems. :)
P.S Don't forget that the KKK are a minority [cult].
Jessica is beatiful any way
Jessica currently ranks third on rankopedia.com. She doesn't need to be made any hotter!
I think its wicked and really clever! the zombie ones better though! HAAHAHA
who needs 11 steps? shes hot with 0 steps
yo, just because someone man or woman thinks alba is not pretty does NOT make them "haters, gay, blind, jealous, stupid, ugly, fat or stupid"!!!!! this is AMERICA, where we all say what we please. so heres what i have to say. back in the DAY, she was HOT. MEGA hot, MEGA sexy and had one of the best bodies in hollywood. NOW, shes a bag of bones. sure, the above pics are nice and everything, but give me a break. now shes a bag o' bones with a giant ass, but all of you, pplleease, oh, don't, DON'T don’t worry, there’s nothing wrong with Jessica Alba, she has always looked like this. However, you usually have the media trying to sell you and to make you believe that you had to think she was hot or something special with photoshoped, airbrushed pictures and movies and gallons of makeup, so they could make more money off her (and off you), and America is dumb to the point it believes and buys whatever the media tells them to, with a blind faith. She looked hot in Sin City just like any below average girl would have looked with all the makeup/effects/slutty clothes and slutty dance moves being flashed and ass showing/shaking on she had on the movie. Forget about her being anything special, plus her body is nothing special neither, a stick with no curves and a GIANT ass whose waist is as wide as her hips with tiny boobs and celullite. Yes, probably your girlfriend is way hotter and prettier, with a way nicer body. It’s not hard to find a hotter/prettier girl than this one. Me… never found Jessica Alba special. No thanks, whoever wants this average mega overrated chick can keep her all to him/herself. gross hair, gross face. Oh don’t worry, there’s nothing wrong with Jessica Alba, she has always looked like this. However, you usually have the media trying to sell you and to make you believe that you had to think she was hot or something special with photoshoped, airbrushed pictures and movies and gallons of makeup, so they could make more money off her (and off you), and America is dumb to the point it believes and buys whatever the media tells them to, with a blind faith. Me… never found Jessica Alba special. No thanks, whoever wants this average mega overrated chick can keep her all to him/herself. one more thing: I see cute/attractive girls walking down the street EVERYDAY that don’t need a team of stylists or gallons of makeup on in order to look “hot/sexy” So guys, look at your gf, kiss her, and be thankful she doesn’t look like jessica alba without makeup on. I bet this skank has had enough miles of dick go through her to cross the fucking Atlantic. oh maybe you should check out this pic of her "hotness"
http://www.egotastic.com/image?path=0508/jessica-alba-bikini-hq-001.jpg ( love the chewbacca-sized hammer feet, the flabby belly, fleshy knees and medusa weave)
or my personal fave......http://socialitelife.com/images/2007/03/jessica_alba_031907_04.php sorry everyone. i had to do it, seeing that everyone seems to think she shits ice cream. hey, you can only polish a turd for so long, right?
Jessica Alba is the closet homo’s last beard before coming out. She is FUG-ly. I’d rather fu¢k a real woman than this a no-talent, scrawny, completely unfeminine wannabe who frolicks on beaches in mis-matched bikinis hoping someone will take her photo so a bunch of losers whose blow-up dolls have sprung a leak can blather on about how hot she is. Her 15 minutes are officially UP. besides, ive never seen a dog with acne before… lol she looks like a 12 year old boy ( or nicole richie, whichever you prefer ) from the front, and star jones from the back, loosing weight or not, her hispanic housewife genes wont get rid of THAT cellulite, when she hits 30, she better stay anorexic because shes going to end up looking like rosie o’donnel. PLUS, my personal fave…she was voted worst dressed in the new STAR mag, so lol!!!! the caption was something like “this dress is hiding whats even worse underneath” and NO “worse” was not in context with “ooh, its worse because shes so fucking fine!” yeah, NO. get the FUCK OVER HER!!!
she is so beautiful you dumb ass!
please dont make fun with jessica alba because she is the most beutiful women in the world
Nice one, now I know how I am gona kill my time...nice touch and great ideas although the top looks alittle too sweet...and innocent.
very very beautiful
maybe you should actually meet her b4 u judge her. just bcoz shes famous doesnt mean shes a slut
she's hot so as so...se don't need ˝hotting˝ :D
Wow! nice Work!
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This is so "Weird Science". Is that where that kid came from? Nice work and fun stuff.