Patton

By Robert Mohns – Tuesday, Nov 9, 2010 / 2:36pm View more articles

Today, Dave sent an informational email on our new deployment system, patton…

  1. Robert: Is Patton named after the WWII US General?
  2. Dave: Yes, because it deploys stuff.
  3. Robert: Nice.
  4. Dave: We could have called it patraeus, but nothing would get launched because we'd never remember how to spell it.
  5. Robert: Also, the file system would keep launching new insurgent tactics while be backed by the database's corrupt permissions table, and you'd have to send in a surge of 100,000 new scripts while attempting to fix the database without reloading it…
  6. Dave: ...and partisan attitudes would emerge as the left-leaning creative team would hate working with it under one PM, but love using it under another....

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Tuesday, Nov 9, 2010 / 2:50pm ∞ Corti Cooper said…

Sounds like a recipe for awesomeness. All you would need is one of your PMs to go see The Wall live at MSG and soon you'd all be just sitting there boycotting computers altogether.

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